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Marist College

Marist College has been known to have rich preppy kids. This is said by those who wish they could be rich and get into a decent educational school. You dont have to be angry that you got rejected! Marist students are cool, have fun and yes they do where polo and do drive suv's because they can afford them. Sorry that some people cant!
"Yea you wish you could be a Marist Student"
by you wish May 5, 2005
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Winstanley College

Winstanley College is a capitalist grade factory fuelled by its elitist ideology. Students function as cogs forced to carry the college’s prestigious reputation. This is established by their stringent, ever increasing entry requirements which are only attainable by the Übermensch. One can predict that in the near future the college will implement its very own Eugenics programme based on Theozoological belief. The institutions main livestock speak the language of Zaazu and comprise of the Performing Tarts, Emo’s, Indies, and Scarecrows, to name but a few.
Mr X: "What do you think of Winstanley College?"
Mr Y: "Shit, shite, and shit!"
by Walter Slingsby April 23, 2008
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Wheaton College

Wheaton College is a quirky, close-knit college community that emphasizes people before ideas. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to bitch about everything, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting.
I attended Wheaton College because I was inspired to do more with my life than just being well educated.
by alumnae/i July 16, 2008
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neumann college

As LBanks has said, i wouldnt attend neumann college unless..
1. You love church and <3 the thought of having a nun for a teacher in almost every class. But as you expirence more and more in neumann, u find ur self with horrible schedules. If you do attend neumann i suggest finding a class with plenty of bitties in it to get through ur horrid day
I graduated from a bigger Highschool then neumann college
by MikeMalone September 3, 2006
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Martel College

Ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.
Martel College is the best college at Rice!

Martel just won Beer Run!
by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004
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Bard College

A school for artsy fucks who like to maintain the notion that they go to a highly regarded liberal arts institution. Textbooks at Bard are used primarily as surfaces to rail lines of coke from. The college itself is in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. This is disregarded by many, as it is on the east coast, and thus "hip". 98% of Bard graduates go on to live in Brooklyn and "work in the arts".
A: Hey, man, I'm thinking about applying to Bard College.
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).
by kok'n'ballz December 11, 2009
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Art College

A place where:

1. They overcharge you to learn things on your own.
2. Play youtube tutorials on a large projector or upload videos to you.
3. Go over material too fast outside of youtube tutorials.
4. Expect you to buy over-priced books you will never be required to use.
5. Force you to retake those ridiculous general education classes from high-school all over again.
6. 99% of them wont give you real world experience with clients during your stay.
7. Waste your time by giving you 90% of class time to work in class when you could just work from home for free.
8. Teachers who don't know an answer to your question will tell you to google for the answer.

Then after you can't find a job in the field because it's a rough industry, good luck on paying off your debt. Art college is something you should never go to. Build up your profile, learn from youtube tutorials, and get to meet people in the industry on your own time, and save yourself 4 years of your life and $50,000.
The Illinois Institute of Art - Schaumburg
Or any other art college
by Mr. Whiskers the Brave March 26, 2013
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