Cheese Jizz

Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.

"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."

by PrototypeXt3 March 13, 2009

Cheese up

1. To crack a huge grin

2. When something makes you so happy that it makes you smile.

3. To make someone else smile

This term originates from the word cheesin, which means having a big smile on your face.

1. I brought something in my bag that's gonna cheese you up!

2. I was so cheesed up when I got accepted to the uni of my dreams

3. Dawg what's wrong with you? You've been frowning all day. Cheese up!

by TheBx41 October 16, 2012

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

Stiff Cheese

A New Zealand expression meaning "tough luck"

So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.

by greg saunders January 18, 2004

cheese burgits

The name of traditional greasy cheese burgers from any fast-food eating establishment....when your enibriated.

Bro... Marley Fest was the shiznit. Tremendo cachimbation.

I know let get some cheese burgits.

by JBeasty April 22, 2009

government cheese

Government cheese is a blend of cheese handed out to needy families in the United States during the Reagan administration. Many different blends of cheese were used in it's production, however today the most comparable cheese would be colby.

I sure wish we could still get some government cheese

by brizbang October 18, 2006

dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006