Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.

"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)

by kevside January 23, 2006

Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.

Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"

by Danswer November 29, 2009

Colin

Colin is one of the most caring people you will ever come across. Caring, sweet, supportive, there is nothing he won't do to secure your happiness and safety. If you are feeling down you can give him a call, and he is always right by his friends sides. He is up for anything, whether it be partying or chilling, you can count he'll be up to it. His smile will brighten the room and his laugh will lighten up the mood. Never let a Colin get away from you and being your friend.

Colin is such a sweet boy

by Writergirl246012005 June 19, 2017

Colin

Colin is the sweetest guy. he can fix anything for you. Especially a Broken heart. He cares about his friends and is really good with his hands. He loves trucks and you will most likely find him working with heavy machinery. he is strong, but he has a heart of gold. It is so easy to fall for Colin because as soon as you meet him, you will feel like he has been with you for your whole life. If you get a Colin in your life you need to keep him. Not like he would want to leave. He cares about all of his friends and he will always be there for you if you need a shoulder to cry on. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes but he can have blue eyes as well. Colin gives really good hugs too. When you hug him (If you are lucky enough) you will never want to let go. He makes you feel safe. but he can be a trouble maker. He loves to have fun with his friends but has his priorities i check. he knows whats important. But sometimes he forgets what the most important thing is. for some it may be school for example. He may have to repeat a grade because he forgot what was important.

Colin is also good with making a girl fall for him even though he doesn't know it. He calls you (if you are younger than him) Pipsqueak or lil cutie. He doesn't know that this happens. Also If you are standing next to him and he doesn't get a hug from you if you usually hug him he will say something like "Get over here you lil pipsqueak and gimme a hug" Ad he will hug you like you hadn't seen him in months.

Girl 1: OMG I think I like Colin!
Girl 2: NO WAY! The Cute one with the blue eyes? The One In My A-E class?
Girl 1: YEAH! He's super sweet and he calls me cute nicknames
Girl 2: Isn't he like... friends with your brother though?
Girl 1: Yeah but He doesn't know I talk to Colin.

by slasher34 November 28, 2018

Colin

A wild beast that roams the Sahara Desert. It eats scorpions, snakes and beetles. If it's lucky, it eats camels. They scientific name for the Colin is the "Colinius Retardus"

Person 1: You I just saw a Colin and it starting biting my leg.
Person 2: I know it's so retarded and stupid.

by thermal_blade November 29, 2018

carolina

A girl who enjoys a cold glass of lemonade while reading Ernest Hemingway on her grandaddys porch. She is someone who feels classy while ice skating beacuse of the long glides she takes. When she smokes out in her garage she likes the feeling of her dogs fur against her face. Sometimes she has a weird reaction to certain things and reacts by twitching and making strange grunting noises, which can be very attractive. She belives that almost anything can be solved with come glitter and a few advil's. When her Marc Jacob sunglasses get dirty she will lick them clean because she doesnt like to waste water. She also plays an active part in her community by paying the mexican with a cleft lift money for the tasty oranges he sells by the road. On Sunday mornings you can probably find her eating a bagel and lox at the local cafe, even though that is usually a weird thing for her kind to do. When she is older she will be a part time drug dealer, who will eventually get her teaching credential, then travel around the world with her best friend. She will marry a black hippie with dreds and who will always wear a cowboy hat and talk about politics with her. He will not vote for Obama, but for Hillary, which is a rare thing to find. When Oprah's time has come her life will partially be fuffilled and from that point on she knows life will be good.
She will always be fabulous and nothing less.

Grandaddy: Why do I hear the rocking chair sqeeking again?
Guadalupe: Carolina's reading out on the porch again.
Grandaddy: Dammit!

by jackdanielswhiskey March 22, 2008

Columbia, South Carolina

The trashiest Capitol "city" (more like an expansive, trashy town) in the United States of America. Home to almost as many homeless drunks as streetlights, this "gem" of the "south" houses an ever-increasing number of ghetto, uneducated, section-8-milking morons. While the "city" does have a (very) few nice neighborhoods, the majority is crap. Most people seem to be more concerned with how their car looks or sounds than the fact that they serve chicken over a counter for a living while attempting to support their many, many offspring. The laziness of the people is demonstrated by the endless tax services willing to rip people off of their tax returns, because they're either too lazy or legitimately too slow to comprehend how to file their own taxes. Cashiers are unable to split $10 cash-back into smaller bills without precise direction because they simply cannot do that math. Columbia embodies the fact that South Carolina has the worst public school system in the country. Any "southern drawl" is just a lazy term for how unbelievably lazy the people are. Any sort of customer service will make you want to burn the company to the ground, and if you can understand half of the dialecting that the majority of the population adapts, you'll be lucky that you were able to get directions from someone to the person that can point you to the person that might know where the manager of the Walmart that you're standing in is, so that they can point you towards the item you're looking for.

Steve: Why don't any big events or tours stop in Columbia, South Carolina?
Brian: I don't think they want to be endlessly depressed by the people and the state of the city.

or

Steve: Oh no, I have to travel to Columbia, South Carolina for work.
Brian: Make sure you take your little brother's beat up car, and make sure you lock it. If you do both of those, there's a chance that someone actually won't break into the car and steal your seats.

by Feline Fister April 27, 2013