A strange creature that lives in the land of Retardia. He jerks off to random objects such as flowers or rocks. He likes to grope fellow Douglas Andersons as well as another creature that goes by the name of Colin Chan. He has the ability to watch hentai without cumming.
by thermal_blade December 10, 2019
(Threesome)
Man 1: ACK! I'm about to cum!
Man 2: Me too, bro!
Woman: CUM IN ME
Man 1 and Man 2: It's time for a cumbination!!!!!
Man 1: ACK! I'm about to cum!
Man 2: Me too, bro!
Woman: CUM IN ME
Man 1 and Man 2: It's time for a cumbination!!!!!
by thermal_blade July 14, 2020
by thermal_blade January 10, 2019
Chinese man: Herro, ni hao, yingyingchingchingchongchongyongyong?
American man: I don't speak cup noodles.
American man: I don't speak cup noodles.
by thermal_blade December 10, 2019
A wild beast that roams the Sahara Desert. It eats scorpions, snakes and beetles. If it's lucky, it eats camels. They scientific name for the Colin is the "Colinius Retardus"
Person 1: You I just saw a Colin and it starting biting my leg.
Person 2: I know it's so retarded and stupid.
Person 2: I know it's so retarded and stupid.
by thermal_blade November 30, 2018