A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.
When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.
When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.
by beach junki May 9, 2018
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One of those plastic tubes you spin around your head that you buy from the seaside which make a noise like wowowowowow / Someone who goes on and on and on and on about the same thing...day in...day out
by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018
Get the beachpipe mug.A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
by atreed7 June 1, 2018
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Get the batcher mug.A play on ‘beach body’ - referring to someone on the beach while in a swimming costume who instead of being toned has a belly.
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019
Get the Beach belly mug.When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.
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