Sleepy Old Bear 

Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

Sleepy Old Bear by dilly g January 13, 2009

Rapist Polar Bear 

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.

bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"

Rapist Polar Bear by wtf what name isnt being used? July 12, 2011

Parlor Bear 

1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.

I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?

Parlor Bear by humungus January 14, 2009

snot bear 

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

snot bear by tmon May 7, 2007

Peso bear 

Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower

(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear

(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)

Peso bear by Boomsnapclaped July 21, 2011

Puka Bear 

Someone you love with all your heart. Someone who has been through it all with you. Your first for everything and will almost end up being your last as well. Never leaving your side, regardless what you have put them through.

Girl: "Sarah is so lucky to have Davis in her life. He's definitely her Puka Bear!"

Guy: "Damn, you're right! He is a great guy!"

Puka Bear by Taylor4828 February 18, 2013

Like a bear

Being extremely good, bad, or anything in between at something.

Did you see Scott play?
Yeah, he was like a bear.

You reply like a bear.
Sorry mate, I've been busy.

He worked like a bear!
Yes, he was immense in midfield.

Like a bear by Steve the Snake December 28, 2007