National Feed Aspen Day

A day where you owe anyone named Aspen a meal. If you don't, you will have to owe them a meal plus some interest.

Larry forgot to feed Aspen on National Feed Aspen Day, so now he owes them 2 meals.

by AJBBBBBB June 12, 2024

Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.

A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025

Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

Skiing in aspen

Snorting a line of coke

Me and mike or going to be skiing in aspen if you want to tag along

by Robo2004 January 3, 2026

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

St. Joseph Aspirin

has been a staple of households as America’s first and most trusted aspirin for families

St. Joseph Aspirin is America’s most trusted 81 mg aspirin and comes in a safety (enteric) coated, easy-to-swallow micro size tablet.

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023

St. Joseph Aspirin

America’s most trusted 81 mg aspirin and comes in a safety (enteric) coated, easy-to-swallow micro size tablet.

An adult aspirin regimen using 81 mg aspirin, such as St. Joseph Aspirin, is recommended by doctors and leading health organizations to help some individuals prevent a recurrent heart attack or ischemic stroke

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023