Muppet Arms 

Typically a person that tries to throw an object but is so weak in thier arms and upper body that said object fails to make any reasonable distance causing ammusement to everyone witnessing it.

1. I first came across this term in the Australian Army, when the instructors would criticize the females practicing grenade throwing who could barely throw the grenade five meters.

2. The (cricket, baseball etc) coach yelled "muppet arms" at the top of his voice every time a player failed by throwing with pathetic force.

Muppet Arms by MuppetKing November 11, 2009

Mugman Army 

A (fixed) glitch in the game Cuphead that let player 2 (Mugman) keep spawning Mugman

I want the mugman army glitch back, said pretty much everyone in the cuphead fandom

Mugman Army by TheRealMugman October 26, 2020

a seven nation army 

Something that couldn't hold me back

A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK! NAAAAH NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAHHHH NAAAHHHHHHH

a seven nation army by RegoNation January 27, 2017

A Louis Armstrong 

A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.

Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.

A Louis Armstrong by bwa bellend February 19, 2018

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

armchair critic 

A pretentious film, movie, TV, or food critic. Has little to no real knowledge of film criticism, music theory beyond a few blurbs they read on Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB, etc yet gives condescending or trollish advice on internet message boards about how everyone else's taste sucks.

Often associated with hipsters or other "counter-culture" niches who think that dissing anything "mainstream" automatically makes them looks smart or "deeper" than everyone else, but in reality they end up looking more like a self-caricature.

Similar in many ways to the armchair philosopher, armchair comedian, armchair politician, etc. As a result of spending too much time online and having only very stupid people to compare themselves to, they develop a false sense of grandeur in spite of their mediocrity.

Tom acts like he's an expert on movies but in reality he's just an armchair critic.

armchair critic by Anon989989 April 19, 2016

nine year old army 

The most loyal group of Pewdiepie supporters in existence. If T-series passes, these will be the last survivors to fend for their king.

Bob: Hey, you part of the nine year old army
Joe: What's that?
Bob: Pewdiepie's most loyal subscribers.
Joe: Sign me up!

Grade 4 teacher: Shut up and listen.

nine year old army by lmao111111111112 April 8, 2019