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Angry-Blood

1: the condition where you have become very irritated, so much so that your blood gets angry.

2: having blood that is angry
"My doctor says I shouldn't be doing that; He has diagnosed me with having Angry-Blood."
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
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angry pedicure

the act of jerking a man off with your feet until he nuts following this you proceed to snap his cock clear off
koko pissed jess off the other night so she gave him an angry pedicure
by vila October 17, 2008
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Angry Father

When you're having sex with a girl and right before you finish off you pull out and beat the living shit out of her.
That bitch pissed me off, so I gave her the ol' angry father.
by KSings March 8, 2009
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angry monkey

the act of tAKING A HUMUNGOUS SHIT AND THROWING IT IN SOME BICHES FACE
aFTER THAT SLUT PISED ME OFF I DECIDED TO GIVE HER AN ANGRY MONKEY
by MANNYTEDDY November 5, 2003
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Angry Ostrich

The violent waving of arms that occurs, during love making, when the mate "accidentally" slips it in the back door.
I tried going in the back door and she was waving her arms like an Angry Ostrich.
by Cmac1975 February 14, 2017
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Angry Monkey

When a man has been deprived of sex for so long, that he starts throw sperm and shit at you. Comparable to a unsexed lab monkey in a cage.
Hey what's that on your face? Oh that? Sperm, I had a headache last night so my man threw it at me like an angry monkey after jerking off.
by Nash-t February 7, 2014
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Angry Shitter

Someone who has gas and has to a shit really bad and has extreme anger problems and shits their pants on purpose.
Timmy Burritos had gas after lunch today. He had to take a shit so he got up a walked to the bathroom. On his way down the hall he saw his exgirlfriend and she called him a scumbag. He didn't know how to express his anger towards her so he shit his pants onpurpose using lots of force! He's an angry shitter!
by Seth Martin Dresser February 15, 2014
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