I'm not transphobic, I'm super-straight!
by Nerdolio April 23, 2021
Get the Super-straightmug. Being a Cheez-it or 'Ginger' and creating Facebook statused that are of a heterosexual nature. They usually do not entail sexual innuendo's towards other males, or the offering of sexual acts. Once statuses become not semi-straight it may be difficult to make them semi-straight and its even more unlikely for them to become straight again.
'I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.'
his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.
his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.
by I like turtles guy 91 November 16, 2010
Get the Semi-Straightmug. 1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011
Get the Straight Mysterymug. A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights
by anonymous March 23, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by Spontaneous February 20, 2011
Get the Straight Fightmug. The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
Get the Crimson Straightmug. when a person never shuts up about people of the opposite gender that they find attractive.
a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.
a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.
girl 1:oh isn’t this guy so attractive?
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!
girl 2: that girl is pretty
girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!
girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(
ps: straight guys also do the same thing.
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!
girl 2: that girl is pretty
girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!
girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(
ps: straight guys also do the same thing.
by Katkrazy June 12, 2021
Get the raging straightmug.