“Why did the Frenchman unzip his pants?”
“Why?”
“His husband needed to do something else besides work.”
“That’s a nice Le Bluze Pon Faun.”
“What’s that?”
“A fake French sounding word…”
“Why?”
“His husband needed to do something else besides work.”
“That’s a nice Le Bluze Pon Faun.”
“What’s that?”
“A fake French sounding word…”
by DorianGray1243 February 07, 2025
Some annoying girl at my school
by hoovertown May 23, 2022
A sexual interaction between a male and female. Coded for easy discreet discussion. Commonly abbreviated to LP or NLP in the case of 'no le pums'
by Pan Dat September 24, 2020
The sexual interaction between one male and one or more females. Often abbreviated to LP or NLP if there has been 'no le pums'
Any le pums last night?
by Pan Dat September 24, 2020
When you want a waffle but your wife wants dick from you but you wont give it so you give her to a homie while eating a waffle
Jane wants some dick but cant get it from Jack because he wants a waffle so he calls a homie to pork his wife and now shes pregnant with a mixed kid and he has no more waffles, there for he is LE CUCKWAFFLER
by PenisBoy69420 July 17, 2020
Me: **Smirking inanely**
Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”
Him: **Smirking**
Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”
Him: **Smirking**
by Hounty Bunter May 06, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours Iowa.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours Iowa.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025