Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

Wheels

A vehicle that has wheels.

Hey bro, you got wheels? I need a ride to the hood.

by Fart_A_La_Cart March 26, 2023

Wheel Worthiness

The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.

Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.

Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy

by randomworditizer October 6, 2011

Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.

Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.

by B4dsx August 22, 2020

wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

Virginity Wheel

A nerd who has bought a real force feedback wheel for the computer but can’t pull anyone

I just picked up a virginity wheel

by FrostyNips17 May 21, 2019

Free Wheeling !

This block is an engine off block that shuts off your cars engine, once you touch it, the car will just slowly roll all the way until you reach the next checkpoint, where the engine turns back on.

I must jump over this "Free Wheeling !" block to get a 45.79

by Josh Eli Newton May 7, 2023