whale fights

Like the submarine races, whale fights are euphamisms for making out or fornicating in one's car. Often times, the girl believes that she is actually going to the "whale fights", but one thing leads to another and the whale gets "harpooned"

Guy: "Hey, you wanna go watch the whale fights?"
Girl: "Sure, I wonder who will win."

15min later-

Girl: "I can't see any whales. Who is winning?"
Guy: "Just keep watching (and puts his arm across the girl)."

The rest is obvious...

by Ktigyi July 7, 2007

Sperm Whale

1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm

2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen

Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"

by LemonyStuff September 4, 2009

Whale Tail

The visibility of a woman's thong through her pants.

That woman needed some darker pants, because you could see her whale tail right through them.

by Zac Weldon August 3, 2007

Whalecore

Whalecore is a genre of music. Known for combining elements of mainly progressive metal with whale song.

Mastodon aren't real Whalecore, they don't have any singing whales you prick!

by The Strat Man June 24, 2008

Whaleophillia

Likes to have sex with whales.
Likes to penetrate their blow holes.

Whaleophillia: Fucking a whale

by Lollipop King March 10, 2008

Whaleism

fat, huge, lard-ass

This guy is the definition of whaleism

by whales44 November 27, 2011

Whale Tail

When a camel toe and a FUPA are intertmixed in one package.

Check out the whale tail on that broad!

by duality8808 September 1, 2011