Dead man walking

An employee who has given two weeks notice and is liable to cause all sorts of trouble for the business.

"Johnny is supposed to work tonight but he's a dead man walking so who knows. If he does show watch him like a hawk, and make sure he's not poaching our staff.

by Andytait88 February 16, 2017

Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

Washingtons

Filthy, often unbrushed or rotten teeth. An homage to George Washington's wooden dentures.

Go brush your god-awful Washingtons.

by FTVMartin December 17, 2006

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

Washington Wart Wash

It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.

toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.

bobby: shirley's twat stinks

by bennypotsmoker March 29, 2007

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009