wang-game

the art of pursueing others with your wang

i was asked to play the wang-game then i told him to bend over

by ryan and skylar June 18, 2004

wang

a big flompy penis

his wang is so big it drags the floor!

by gilbert March 15, 2004

wang

Anyone that acts stupid...in a good, fun way. Opposite of a (gay bandit).

My friends, Mark and Joe, sledded down a hill on greased pizza pans. Then, I called them wangs.

by Christin January 30, 2004

Wang Head

(Noun) A person who possesses unusually geeky, nerdy, or loserish characteristics or personality.

Adrian is a ginormous wang head

by Jodi April 7, 2005

Wang Hanger

Previously known as the "chip clip", no one knows why it is called the "chip clip" because obviously everyone just puts in on their wang. Thus now it is known as the "Wang Clip" or "Wang Hanger"

Steve: Hey! Is that a "Chip Clip" on your ding dong?

Todd: "Chip Clip"? WTF Mate?

Steve: Yeah, those clips hold your bag of chips closed so they dont get stale.

Todd: No dude this is a Wang Hanger, thats what everyone uses em for anyways.

by Mike Castaneda January 9, 2006

Wags

A definitive source for the annihilation of asshattery around the world, one designated Wags would be the first and foremost defender of truth, justice, and heterosexuality.

Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.

Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.

Visitor: Dude I just heard about your accident! What happened?!
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)

by Johnnybonbon May 15, 2007

Zhang Wang

N.; A young chinese man's penis.

It looks like a penis . . . but smaller! It must be a Zhang Wang!

by A nigga like me is goin' insane! March 19, 2005