shukelear war

when a mass of people sit and puke at the same time.

Last night we almost had a shukelear war. Those tacos and beers were not right.

by Dexter DaKlown May 15, 2010

Analogy War

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.

Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!

by XKatXKitty December 7, 2010

Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 21, 2011

Maze War

Maze war is likely first FPS (first person shooter) game, made in 1974-ish. The actual release date of it is not known.

You play as an apperent eyeball. When you see another eyeball (player), you shoot, them. You will get a point by harming them, and lose a point if you are harmed yourself.

avg guy: the first FPS was wolfenstein3D
smart person: nope it was maze war, indubatebly.

by yellowmadness54 July 2, 2011

world war w

the war in which man battles the urge to whack off

you look like you went through world war w last night

by that guy sob October 4, 2013

e war woo woo

E War Woo Woo is the pet name of Manchester United's chief executive Edward Woodward. This gentleman is best known for his incompetence in negotiating transfers, and an expert in telling everyone he will buy world class players , not taking into account that those players do not want to sign for the club, and having no plan to actually sign those players. He is also excellent at pretending he is on important business on the phone while Manchester United are losing a match because they haven't made any decent signings.

"Hello, is this Cesc? This is E War Woo Woo, chief exec of Man Utd. I'm in a bit of a panic and need you to sign for us urgently. I've made a few promises I cannot keep. Are you up for it?"
"Hmm I'm not sure, I'm very happy at Barcelona, and want to sign for Chelsea next season. What can you offer me?"
"Well, we have a great canteen that has slush puppies in three different colours, and buns with Smarties on top. They're really lovely!"
"Forget it mate"
"OK Ok, we'll throw in a free track suit with your initials on it"
"I'm afraid not, I'm off to Chelsea"
"Ok then, can you do me one favour? Will you stay on the phone for a while because we are about to concede the double to Everton for the first time in 44 years and the camera is on me?..."

by MANUFAN September 2, 2014

dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015