Busted walked in

nutting while walking in a room

Yo I busted walked in the bathroom. It went inside the toilet luckily

by Adolfjoesphstalinhitler September 19, 2019

Walking cries

When your toddler walk around crying because they are tired or for no other reason, other than crying.

Why is she just walking around crying over nothing? Because she has the walking cries.

by ellakitty25 March 19, 2010

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019

Walking Wetpatch

a really horny looking woman who makes you feel good

she's so hot she's a walking wetpatch

by urbane two wheeler August 25, 2011

Walking Flower

A girl that has a massive/strong amount of perfume on, so much that when you walk past her, she might even make your nose burn

Dude, that girl had so much perfume, she was like a walking flower!

by omgIizAJ October 16, 2010

tommy walk

When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.

"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".

by akaharleyman February 3, 2014

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022