twat waffle

(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.

"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"

"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"

"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"

by your mom's cafe September 26, 2007

Twat Missionary

One who partakes in a furry helmet

Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary

by Rusty Trombone April 7, 2006

twat bomb

the uber awsom thingy bombs on many buildings

dude did you see the news we left a huge twat bomb in iraq

by rye leigh johnson December 9, 2008

Twat-burger

A burger that is twatful and..........shut up.

MAn you are such a twat burger!!!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.

Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???

by MITB November 3, 2007

twat karl

while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter

DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!


yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch

by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009

Twat Lot

A place to park your cock.

I parked my cock in her twat lot.

by longlasting December 19, 2008