To approach a fine female flap your arms around her/hump while making a turky gobbling sound. The female will think it is funny and you WILL get ass.
A ritual that means you wanna fuck. Or stuff that ass like a turkey.
A ritual that means you wanna fuck. Or stuff that ass like a turkey.
by AK Feezy May 31, 2006
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Get the smoked turkey mug.Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...
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Get the Sliced Turkey mug.Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.
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