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Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006
Get the toast mug.An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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Get the toast mug.A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.
It's also some how magically related to Asians.
It's also some how magically related to Asians.
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Get the French Toast mug.Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
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