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Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.
Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.

Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!
by countryboyjk October 4, 2018
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Thomas Amos

Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing
by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019
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thomasite

1. A person who really really understands the need for co-ed schools and asking for money to buy samosa.

Girls at St.thomas' are easily distinguished from others as they are always looking out for boys. These girls have different levels of morality, from just staring at guys to cheating, stealing and get into fights. The school only wishes to schowcase how one of their alumni was miss world.
She keep staring at guys, she must be a thomasite.
by We shall never lie April 30, 2020
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Thomas

Thomas is just another name of a player. A guy who will make you feel good about yourself and loved, until he decides he doesn’t love you anymore. He’ll be with one girl, then leave them for you. Honey, he’s just gonna do the same to you. He could be your neighbor, or even your best friend, so watch out, and stay safe. 😁
1: Did you hear Thomas broke that girl’s heart?

2: Yeah, he’s such a player.
by thatgirl789 September 25, 2020
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Liz Thomas

A complete beg who wont leave you alone
On a night out and a person wont leave you alone.. 'This person is pulling such a Liz Thomas'
by KdotWizzle October 10, 2011
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Scott thomas

A weak ass pussy who ain't about shit.
You're literally acting like Scott thomas
by Fuckgirl2691 June 17, 2016
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Bloody thomas

The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016
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