Funk-a-freak

Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.

“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”

“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”

by jm1r7 April 11, 2023

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 2, 2013

Block Freak

A person who checks every block in a mario game.

"Why are you being such a block freak?!" "Play the game!"

by andle2 June 1, 2023

Bell freak

The collaboration of a Bell End and a Freak.

Bill is such a Bell Freak, he pied Stacy off after sucking her toes.

by Butternut Syrup June 15, 2022

freak tooth

An implement used to open Cans

"The ring came off my pudding can"
"Take my freak tooth my good man"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

oh freaking whip cream

A phrase used in place of "oh fuck me" or when a situation is bad."

Oh freaking whip cream I forgot to get the body out of my basement.

by AshMashBlellow June 29, 2017

Freaking yikers

A state of mind where you don't understand what just happened but you enjoyed it afterwards

When you had sexual intercourse with your cousin and it wasn't as bad as you thought it would be. Freaking yikers!

by zXFLASXz August 20, 2019