Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

Fake Friend

A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)

Andre is such a Fake Friend I was getting jumped and he ran away!

by ILoveFyeHead February 1, 2020

fake definition

A definition like this

This definition is a fake definition

by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023

360 fake

That you're so fake and you cant change on how fake you are.

Josh: Wow. Jennifer just stood me up at the movies AGAIN. She's so 360 fake

by Figtrees rule October 18, 2016

fake friend

people who go to taco bell without you and post about it

hey! did u see their story? why wouldnt they invite us???
they are fake friends

by baldheadedboobielover March 13, 2020

Fake President

Joe Biden, Duh.

Joe Biden is a fake President, Nobody voted for his senile ass!

by Mapowl September 9, 2022

fake fob

Its when a actually Mixeds islander or polynesian tried to act full fob

Me : G how was the fish n chips

Friend : stop acting fob your only mixeds you fake fob

by Likki my balls October 31, 2019