Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

cheek collection

the collections of one's cheeks

Aye yo tony lemme collect those cheeks later.
I have a PHD in cheek collection.

by MasterCollector May 24, 2017

cheeks

the man, the myth, the foopa. The NapKings themselves, usually victims of undiagnosed autism, tend to consume mcdonald's so often they are commonly known as Mcbride. Veteran guitar player (G-CHORD MASTER), playing for a whopping 3 days :O but he'll tell you he's a musician!! wOw! Takes approximately 3-5 hours to find a joke, only to forget it :( will nearly coerce you into laughing, but coerces you into plenty other things ;) ***S H I N I N G S T A R*** of the metro produce aisle

dude this guy I know, Drew Mcbride, he's the penultimate cheeks!

by therealpinky July 2, 2022

Donkey cheeks

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.

“Boy you donkey cheeks”

by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018

banging cheeks

When two strippers (any gender) are on the same pole and are positioned ass to ass.

Hey yo, did you see Charlene and Shananay banging cheeks at the crestview lounge!!

by the chewbaca hunter March 4, 2025

skinny cheeks

another word for vagina, such vag very ina

I whipped my skinny cheeks along his face

by Cheeks skin October 12, 2017

Rosy Cheeks

Lexie’s ass. (She has two roses tattooed on each butt cheak)

Did you see Lexie’s rosy cheeks? She’s smoking, especially with those new ass tats.. which shouldn’t be called Artsy Fartsy—AARON!

by Lexiefer May 27, 2021