Dan from US Handyman

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.

???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022

tomorrow there'll be more of us

Something that can be sung to any Hamilfan that can make them cry in a matter of three seconds.

Ally: Hey Victoria?
Victoria: Yeah?
Ally: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MORE OF US
Victoria:
Victoria:
Ally: Wait Victoria please don't cry I'm sorry-

by Sir. Sing-a-alot February 16, 2019

Among Us Alien Sight

Among Us Alien Sight is ancient place where, 3000 years ago, Among Us Aliens showed up, while infecting other people by their liquid, Suslux. They created ancient arena where Among Us civilization fought for life. Among Us civilization
started spreading to other territories, 2500 years ago. When they came to the coastline (today, city Neum) they managed to establish the first embassy in the world, called Among Us Patriot Embassy. Today, there are leftovers of the embassy.

Among Us Alien Sight is ancient place where, 3000 years ago, Among Us Aliens showed up, while infecting other people by their liquid, Suslux. They created ancient arena where Among Us civilization fought for life. Among Us civilization
started spreading to other territories, 2500 years ago. When they came to the coastline (today, city Neum) they managed to establish the first embassy in the world, called Among Us Patriot Embassy. Today, there are leftovers of the embassy.

by balkanwonders March 27, 2022

As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

by King Cudz September 10, 2022

Send-us-to-hellary clinton

Full name of Hillary Clinton

I voted for trump and not send-us-to-hellary Clinton

by lego adam November 9, 2016

I Could Use With A Snack

What one might say when every one else is eating, but you have no food. so u want someone else to get the hint and buy you a snack.

GUY: Hey chuck gimme some food!
Chuck: NO!!!
GUY: O man I could use with a snack

by gastaftor May 16, 2008

sex using ice cube

A sexually act with the use of an ice cube. While your partner is lying down you run an ice cube over her body, lips, neck, breast, belly, thighs an so on and on, and at last you out the ice cube inside of her vagina. You can do this while she is tied up or blindfolded, or both, but it’s not necessary

Him: Hey babe do you wanna try sex using ice cube?

Her: That’s sounds kinky let’s try it

by OGL2103 March 8, 2022