texas oil driller

when you stick your dick down the vagina and pull it in and out while spinning around in circles until moldy black liquid spills out

Oh man, did you here about Sophie Conlon getting that Texas Oil Driller by Atticus Jones?

Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.

by WARLOCK971 February 20, 2011

Butthole of Texas

Houston

“And that’s when I told Casey, everyone knows Houston is the butthole of Texas”

by Houston sucks June 1, 2018

Texas Tech

Texas Tech is a college in Lubbock, Texas - also known as "The Nation's Biggest High School".

"Texas Tech is like Waffle House, you don't really intend to go there but you wind up there anyway."

by Orcutt December 14, 2008

texas

An excellent state, with intellegent people and many ways to enjoy. However a favorite target for pussies who either live here and dont like it, or have preconceived stereotypes to write little bullshit definitions on how texas is full of dumb fat hicks because they are just cowards who are not satisfied with themselves and have no balls.

If you hate texas, than keep it to your fucking self.

by The magic July 22, 2007

texas

The only state in the US with a defensive slogan, nessesary because of the constant teasing by other states.

Any Northern State: "Hey, Texas, go back to your trailer and brush your tooth. Your breath smells like squirrel."

Texas: "Hey, don't mess with Texas!"

by SG7509 December 31, 2005

Texas

Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.

Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.

Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.

Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.

Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.

by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

by Corb March 14, 2005