tankey

a cool dude with a gay as girlfriend

'i wanna go to tankey's place tonight but i don't wanna deal with his ditz gal'

by geosucks September 3, 2013

Tannering

An embarrassing action in which the male vomits after being told by a topless female "Fuck me". After the vomiting the male then passes out and will never get laid as long as he lives.

Girl: " fuck me"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"

Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"

by Roty October 4, 2013

tannerred

The mess left behind when an employee leaves the company with work unfinished or had not handled the situation correctly in the first instance.

"I'm going to have to honor this quotation, even though we're losing money. I can't believe we've been tannerred again."

"To prevent us being tannerred, let's make employee X work out his notice period".

by Lord of Glencoe January 7, 2014

tangerine juice

another term for semen

She likes her tangerine juice fresh.

by strangeone February 6, 2014

Tanked

When a person stops in the middle of a hookup to tell the other person that he/she is into someone else, usually to let the person getting tanked (the tankie) know that the hookup is only casual and won't go anywhere

Boy: Hey, I'm really enjoying this makeout session and all but just so you know Catherine and I might be getting back together soon.

Girl: Did I just get tanked?

by Rebecca Nire April 25, 2014

Tanked

: to fail at something pretty harshly

Metaphorically, "tank sinks to the bottom of the sea.

· Man, I tanked that quiz yesterday in Fischer's class; I didn't study at all.

by flunk April 16, 2014

Tanger

Tanger-the anger you experience while getting a tattoo which may lead to physical and verbal harassment in a five foot proximity

My sister was struck with a large amount of tanger while getting her arm tattooed

by Tattoo junky August 16, 2014