Shaniqua: "Fuck, you broke my phone?!?!? Taint my Nigger!!!!"
Tyrone: "Deal with it you ass turd monkey fucker"
Tyrone: "Deal with it you ass turd monkey fucker"
by Evan Turner March 20, 2009
Get the Taint my Nigger mug.An ever-changing band currently consisting of five very talented musicians, Eddie Reyes, Mark O'Connell, Adam Lazzara, Matt Rubano, and Matt Fazzi.
by OnCleverNapkins September 5, 2009
Get the Taking Back Sunday mug.A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.
My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!
by Siegle September 28, 2005
Get the taintbrush mug.a combination of pussy butter and ass juice that happens to look alot like grits.
or the smell of both together.
or the smell of both together.
by azcaag June 19, 2008
Get the taint gravel mug.A name which refers to a person who is strongly feels that their life was something to got to waste their main definition of life would be "Life and Death"
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Get the Tabina mug.The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as The Brown Derby.
On the way to grandma's house Amy and I were involved in an auto accident. When asked for our statement by the officer, Amy calmly explained that we were Taint Misbehavin'. We were not cited for causing the accident.
by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006
Get the Taint Misbehavin' mug.to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
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