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Turn one on

Let's go to the bar and turn one on
by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021
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The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.
I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.
by waynemeister June 10, 2017
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turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
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Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
mugGet the Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.mug.

turned on

an emotion that means you are extremely happy or are experiencing large amounts of pleasure in your lower region. also known as your dick or pussy. some people refer to men being turned on as "happy."
Person 1: "God, that was hot. I'm so turned on right now."
Person 2: "Shut up and keep fucking me already."
by kokichioumadr3 June 17, 2022
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Stick it her butt and make a shit stick
Joey I turn her around and make her brown.

Dude that dirty
by Dick Thigh November 4, 2017
mugGet the turn her around and make her brownmug.

Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay
Oh god I was turning the train spastic
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023
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