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Top tank

Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.

Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.
by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003
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Top gun

Having sex while airborne.
Usually in an airplane, a freefall or jumping from a cliff while having intercourse (rare).
Yoni: Check out that hot stewardess!
Gilad: Yeah, I'm going top gun in a few seconds.
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Eyal: I had an interesting experience yesterday.
Boris: Oh yeah, what?
Eyal: On my flight over here I pulled a top gun on the chick from the seat next to me.
Boris: Elite.
by Asaf December 28, 2005
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top 8

originally started on myspace as a way to showcase your best friends on your "myspace". now it is a way of saying something is cool or not. it can also be used as a way of saying something is worthy.
dude, that was so top 8! i can't believe you got her number...and her friends.

what the fuck man. NOT TOP 8! i can't believe you just spilled my mickeys for the 3rd time tonight.

my ride is hella top 8! these new spinners i got at the flea market really pull it all together. definitely the best 25 bux i've ever spent.
by sean.addikt December 29, 2007
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top or bottom

To be on the top or bottom during sex
Sarah:Are you a top or bottom?
Kian:Top cause I fuck girls so much harder on top!
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top of the line

Every conservative family or otherwise typically has one or more younger ladies who are 'top of the line' meaning they have been able to achieve most all of their goals,dreams, wants or needs in life such as independence from any man, education, strong ties with family, God, abstained from random sex, high self respect, esteem, strength and that most of all they are bound for a University college with a fullfilling career after that. As such a University campus is filled with many young ladies who are 'top of the line' at least within in the hierachy of their family and they often feel grateful to their families for helping to make them successful. Their families have pushed them to where they are and also pin all their dreams, hopes, desires, wants and needs on to these young, fresh ladies. For some young ladies they might be the first in their families to obtain a Univesity level degree therefore making the family very proud of them.

The artist Kelly Clarkson is a good role model of inspiration for what top of the line means with her song 'break away.' It could embody the spirit of the independent career minded woman within the lyrics such as:

"Buildings with a hundred floors Swinging round revolving doors Maybe I don't know where they'll take me But, gotta keep moving on, moving on Fly away, breakaway."

These beautiful, smart ladies often enough scare average men away or intimidate them as feeling they can't compete for their attentions. These ladies probably won't be impressed by your average guy unless he is lucky as they aren't going to be undersold for all their efforts and might be looking for an educated, successful, superman type gentleman who will treat them like a lady princess.
A guy at a friends party says 'hey dude look at that hottie over there!' His friend replies, 'oh forget it man, she is 'top of the line' and your never going to get with her because your not her type or don't deserve her!.'
by honestguy87110 August 15, 2009
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Top Boy

When someone from born in the area "South London" decides to become a homosexual and starts to rape other south London gang members and earns the name Top Boy
Eh' Mate... My brother is Top Boy.
by dildofarts April 14, 2022
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Top Slice

The most unflawed of moves while freeskiing. Like the top slice of pizza leftovers that were all stacked on one plate to save room in the fridge. The cheese is uninterrupted.
That 1080 tail grab was top slice!
by OuttaBounZ January 5, 2009
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