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theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
by harry flashman July 18, 2003
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paper bag theorem

A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.
Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.
by assbagginsQB December 4, 2005
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Theodore

The sweetest man alive, he is so nice and makes all the girls around him blush. He has beautiful blonde hair and sparkling eyes, he has a deep manly voice and is so ripped. He has three arms and purple skin, he has seven girl friends and 12 wife's.
WOW THEODORE IS SO HOT.
by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018
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Theodore

Theodore is the type of guy that would spend all his time and money even if he can’t afford to. He is goofy and loyal.
Becky: That Theodore guy kinda cute
Jane:He is really loyal aswell
Becky: I call dibs
by antonio fallorto June 4, 2020
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magnet theory

when to people who are going out are annoyingly inseperable, everywhere they walk you see the two of them so close together, it's almost like they have magnets in their heads attaching them. VERY annoying. this theory was invited by mr.gearhart's 2004-2005 advisory and applies to a few"couples at lakeside
they have magnets in their head, if we ever see zach leaning against a wall it's prolly because emma's on the other side
by annomoyous March 22, 2005
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Bat Theory

The theory that the human population is kept in check by bats. Bats eat the excess children, slowing the rate at which the world's population takes up all space available on the planet. Thanks to bats, humans can survive on this planet a little longer.
The quote, "20 Million kids are eaten by bats every second," by Penny Arcade succinctly defines Bat Theory.
by Naivan January 4, 2010
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High Theory

1) In High Theory, it is a good idea to try the Houdini or the Strawberry Shortcake on my wife tonight.
by DVFC October 16, 2010
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