The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
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The sweetest man alive, he is so nice and makes all the girls around him blush. He has beautiful blonde hair and sparkling eyes, he has a deep manly voice and is so ripped. He has three arms and purple skin, he has seven girl friends and 12 wife's.
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by antonio fallorto June 4, 2020
Get the Theodore mug.when to people who are going out are annoyingly inseperable, everywhere they walk you see the two of them so close together, it's almost like they have magnets in their heads attaching them. VERY annoying. this theory was invited by mr.gearhart's 2004-2005 advisory and applies to a few"couples at lakeside
they have magnets in their head, if we ever see zach leaning against a wall it's prolly because emma's on the other side
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The quote, "20 Million kids are eaten by bats every second," by Penny Arcade succinctly defines Bat Theory.
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