Douche Muffin

1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.
1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.
by Adam Carey August 23, 2006
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douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.
by vulvahammer November 21, 2009
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dog douche

a fun way of saying dog doo
by andy1 December 04, 2003
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douche water

The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.
'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'
by james abu hanzah December 07, 2008
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Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.
No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe
by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011
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blue douche

Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"
"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".
by Grissom August 16, 2007
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Uber Douche

1. Zas Efferon
2. Toms Pussy
3. Micheal Towers
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by Tomcatpussy April 06, 2009
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