wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016

Cock shift

to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other

"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."

by metalheadlegion February 13, 2009

Mild Cock

A cocky person trying to cover up their arrogant behaviors with lame jokes/humor.

Brandon is such a "mild cock". I don't like him.

by Elephantshot March 30, 2014

cock assault

The opposite of cock block.

Dan went on the cock assault.

by Wyld_Stallyn December 27, 2021

Cock-wagon

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.

Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.

by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011

cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

Clash of Cocks

When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks

Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks

by William Crenshaw September 23, 2019