by Ron November 24, 2004
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Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!
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A gorgeous, successful singer and songwriter who earnt her fame, not inherited it.
Grew up on a Christmas tree farm and was bullied because she had curly hair and loved country music.
Look where she is now.
Taylor is amazing, to all the haters- could you actually do anything she's done? No. Get a life.
Grew up on a Christmas tree farm and was bullied because she had curly hair and loved country music.
Look where she is now.
Taylor is amazing, to all the haters- could you actually do anything she's done? No. Get a life.
Person 1: "I feel so down in the dumps right now, I've had an awful day."
Puts on CD and 'Fifteen' begins to play.
Taylor Swift has a song for everything.
Puts on CD and 'Fifteen' begins to play.
Taylor Swift has a song for everything.
by rache13 April 5, 2011
Get the Taylor Swift mug.The most obnoxious video blog personality on youtube. This guy is so annoying that a normal human being with ears can't sit through a minute of any of his videos without wanting to take a gun to their head. He's not adorable and he isn't funny. His jokes aren't even intelligent. He's like an overgrown twelve-year-old who continuously makes jokes about facial hair and the awkward sounds that he can make. Thank goodness he isn't popular.
My friend gave me a youtube link that directed me to one of Swiftkaratechop's youtube videos and my ears started bleeding all over the place.
by guywhospeaksthetruth December 9, 2012
Get the Swiftkaratechop mug.A country singer with a reputation of getting hurt by guys and then writing songs about them as revenge because she's too scared to face them.
Note- she said she'd lie about her crush, and thinks burning pictures is sweet revenge. Lame.
Note- she said she'd lie about her crush, and thinks burning pictures is sweet revenge. Lame.
Girl 1- I'm so mad that Justin doesn't see the fact that i'm way better than his off-and-on girl friends. He BELONGS WITH ME.
Girl 2- Oh don't pull a "Taylor swift"
Girl 2- Oh don't pull a "Taylor swift"
by Krisizzle December 15, 2012
Get the Taylor Swift mug.Taylor Swift is this AH-MAZING singer who always seems to help people out through their problems. Her songs are inspirational and they teach many people to be yourself, and that love has its ups and downs.
*girl at taylor swift concert, gets to go backstage and meet her*
Girl: Oh my god TAYLOR SWIFT!!! I love your music! It like totally speaks to me! and whenever something's wrong, your music helps me feel soo much better. Can i get your autograph?
Taylor: *laughs* well thank you, I try to make my songs really meaningful, and i always hope that my songs will help people. It makes me feel so much better that people are learning from my music! and yeah sure :D *signs on a t-shirt*
Girl: Oh my god TAYLOR SWIFT!!! I love your music! It like totally speaks to me! and whenever something's wrong, your music helps me feel soo much better. Can i get your autograph?
Taylor: *laughs* well thank you, I try to make my songs really meaningful, and i always hope that my songs will help people. It makes me feel so much better that people are learning from my music! and yeah sure :D *signs on a t-shirt*
by squiggles~ March 5, 2011
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