stoned

being under the influence of any drug

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk

by stoner May 13, 2005

Rolling Stone

a good magazine based on pop culture and rock that give good music reviews, but they don't know everything.
they don't know shit about politics, and just hate Bush even though they don't know a fuckin thing.
plus, all they ever talk about is Bruce Springsteen, and are always commemorating Bob Dylan on every single issue and all the time. they are great musicians, and i'm not dissing them, but please like i said CUT THE SHIT. we know, they are great musicians, but you make them look bad, they are not meant to be worshipped.
or, if so, they definetly not by you guys at least. Please.

GUY1 - dude, i love Rolling Stone, they gave Avril Lavigne a good review.
GUY2 - okay seriosly shut the fuck up.

by BagpipeHustler November 24, 2007

On Stone

A black person's reference to crack cocaine. Being under the influence of crack cocaine.

That nigga was on stone.

by Droodboygucci January 7, 2011

Kill two birds with one stone

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.

I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.

by Max Well House April 6, 2010

Stoned Dragon

The nickname between the partnership of a cute couple.<3 That always gets stoned and likes dragons

stoned dragon, dragon pipe, dragon bong, dragon head, stoned mexican, one nut, allisha fraser

by allish123 April 4, 2012

david stone

a complete d bag that nobody likes. He thinks he is a vital part of his band, but really is just gay.

dude you are such a David Stone!

by Joevidecki April 29, 2011

Jonah Hex Stoned

when your sooo stoned your willing to see jonah hex

person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.

by mikeymikey45 July 7, 2010