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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019
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Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
by Bernymasturbating1269 June 17, 2019
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Triangle Trade

The act of taking a hit from a bong and passing it person to person in a group of three as to form a triangle (not gay)
"dude let's do the triangle trade."

"Last night me and the homies did the triangle trade"
by Skullfacev September 7, 2019
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Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes
Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash
by D Flawless April 26, 2020
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Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes
Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash
by D Flawless April 26, 2020
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Triangle of Silence

When your trying to rub one out, you dont' want anyone to know.
While in bed with a comforter on you, make a triangle with both your legs, making a prism of silence to pleasure yourself.
Hov and Atomica were around in my room last night, I while I wanted to rub one out, lucky I was in the triangle of silence, they had no idea.
by mattysdruid May 22, 2020
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Triangle

This triangle is a square
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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