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splitback

Splitback is a typically jolly chap who is outgoing and quite talkative. They tend to appeal to a lot of people with their sense of humor and positivity. Their intelligence surpasses quite a lot of the human race, which surprises many.
Wig, Splitback just won an award! He talks so much and is super nice, I never expected him to actually have some smarts.
by splitback July 3, 2018
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Splitcision

Combined and abbreviated word derived from split decision. Primarily used in political or sports related discourse
Chase Alan is a splitcision quarterback, exactly what the Redskins need this year.
by Chase deez October 25, 2018
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splitdick

when you fall on a rope or something along the lines of a thin tube with both legs out destroying your dick
joe: gonna walk accross this rope real quick (falls and lands on his dick, on the rope) AH FUCK I JUST GOT SPLITDICK
by Touch my brother June 23, 2019
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dome splitters

Man, That bong gives dem dome splitters.
by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009
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Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.
I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town
by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018
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Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.
The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting
by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019
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cunt splitter

A word found in a list of surprisingly mundane words which is, in fact, not a mundane word. In reality, a cunt splitter is probably a very large phallus or dildo, maybe even a very tight g-string.
Person 1: This book says "cunt splitter" is actually a totally normal word.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.
by Frankie_Muniz October 17, 2020
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