Size up

When a guy looks at you thighs to see if he would fit

When you size up you know the bigger the thigh gap, the looser it is

by Toryyuuuu July 17, 2021

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shizerkopf

A Nazi-Arse word for "Shit-Head"

Yo, yo hommie, that guy is a shizerkopf

by Michael Wesley May 30, 2005

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Spize • spizehldic • spizel • spizer • Spizet • spice • Spice Girl • Spice Boy • size queen • spicer

1. A channel on cable TV where people engage in sexual intercourse in full frontal nudity on camera.
2. A chemical, usually powdered, that is used to mask bad cooking. If the cooking is good, it can make it godly with a lowercase g.
3. Plural of spouse. Word should only be used by cycle-accurate Mormons, naked natives in the rain-forest, and Abrahamic peoples before the days they tuned out God and went with only one spouse.

1. On the Spice channel there's Amazon natives smearing themselves in moist soil and having outdoor sex.
2. Cortez's overcooked toughened heart did not taste too good to the Aztec priest, so he reached for the spice.
3. We can have a spouse of the same sex, so why not spice?

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

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shize

To be selfish, or hoard things for yourself.

You're a shizer, give me some of that food.

by blal October 12, 2008

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Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

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