Soft McGinley

THAT MOMENT YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO A PROSTITUTE 6 HOURS AFTER YOU PAID FOR A QUICK VISIT. USUALLY OCCURS AFTER A COKE BINGE AND YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP TO BEGIN WITH. 6. HOURS AFTER YOU FELL YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A HALF NIGHT

Omg. I pulled a "SOFT MCGINLEY!" Just woke up next to a hooker. I was gkd up. Headed home now

by PSTETT April 22, 2024

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Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

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soft

a word used to describe a cute girl but seems like the complete opposite of hot. she might like bees or kittens or something weird, but she really doesn't care. usually she's a bit quiet and really shy because the other girls think she's weird.

or used to describe a boy. like a fuckboy they get all the women, but this is only because nowadays girls dig the whole depressed, i hate my life, i'm gonna slit my wrist, run away with me, we can watch the stars together, seems romantic but actually a complete poser, vibe. they try to get you in their arms by making you think that you found the perfect guy that likes astrology and indie music. but they are actually really fake. complete bullshitters. :(

jayden is such a soft boy, he really got allysa thinking she's found the one .

by softies April 2, 2019

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Soft

When an item is so aesthetically pleasing beyond comparison that it brings you to a point of intense climaxation and you can't help but explode with sensation, thus forcing the word to be whispered to prevent the premature ejaculation.

John: Oh boy that really is *soft*
Wendy: Why did you whisper sof- *intense climax*

by Tentacle_Rider69 April 5, 2018

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