sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

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Sheepocracy

A form of government that is nominally democratic where voters are so easily influenced by TV and social media that its really an oligarchy where who's in charge changes every few years.

The US has turned into such a sheepocracy.

by CaliforniaYankee88 May 5, 2018

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sleepfortheweeki'monlyhalfweek

Things cringey kids like me will spam at their friend's number

Friend: go the fuck to sleep
You: SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek

by Fell mettaton June 13, 2018

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Sleep

A state of consciousness in which the nervous system is inactive, usually deprived or overused.

Will you shut up so I can get some sleep?

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sleep oven

When you want to have a sleep over and you type “oven” instead and all the Jews come over

Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?

by PotatoNazi24 May 10, 2018

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sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.

"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."

by maddeathie May 10, 2018

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Sleep on the Throne

A way of telling someone you would like to have sex. If someone asks you this, they see you as a very respectful person. Someone even higher than themself in the social setting. If someone is to ask you this, it is a great honor. It also means they are looking to pleasure you more than they are trying to pleasure themself. If someone is to ask you this, I would say yes.

OH MY GOD, Jeremy asked me to sleep on the throne with him.

by Lakelyn Busbee November 3, 2018

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