turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020

Shirt Dickin’

For a man to wear a shirt but no pants or underwear

My clothes were in the washer so I was shirt dickin’ all day

by lewyville June 14, 2023

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me

“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means”

by uwuboy November 12, 2020

Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.

"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."

by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016

Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.

Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010

Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020