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secretal

same thing as secretive. Not being open to tell anyone. Not wanting to tell anyone. Trying to hide information from someone is being secretal.
"This is so secretal, you can't tell anybody"

"seriously, don't tell anyone because it is really secretal. And that person will be mad if I tell anyone else."

"Adam Lambert being game was not secretal, because everybody already knew about it"
by secretalPerson June 22, 2009
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secretney

To have a secret that you want known> To tell someone a secret that you know they will tell.
"I really like him but I'm too scared to tell him. I know what I'll do, I'll tell Kattie my secretney and she will definitly tell him".
by choclatelove December 27, 2010
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Secretary of the Pleasurey

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).
President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.
by backotruck January 11, 2013
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secretologists

A way to define those who are great at keeping secrets.
Annie and Nicole didn't want to spill any information the greatest secretologists we have ever known.
by Abnc2017 July 24, 2017
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Secretion

When you fart in rapid succession while others are around, but quietly enough that nobody notices, and close enough that you’re able to get a good whiff without disturbing anyone else, while still feeling the initial subconscious anxiety of having farted.
“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
by QuasiMotoRola June 18, 2019
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SecretEagle

best pvper in bedrock edition, plays on a laptop and overall is the best player don't fact check btw
SecretEagle is so good!
by EaglePro January 19, 2021
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Secretmeatpot

The hottest girl ever known to man

Girls, boys, non binary's all drool at the sight of this fine lady
SHEEEEEESH Secretmeatpot LOOKING FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Secretmeatpot September 4, 2021
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