gay second base

Butt-groping, since guys dont have breasts.

Gay 1: So, did you score with him last night?
Gay 2: Naw, dude, we just got to gay second base, but he had some tight glutes!

by Trap25qeadgd November 9, 2009

three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006

social security

by TRILLIONS the biggest ponsi scheme of all time. Basically the Federal government doing the same thing that Bernard Madoff did but to multiple generations of americans.

Bernard Madoff is a sleezy dude..ummm social security is much worse

by the1calledfeeny February 7, 2009

secksy

Secksy, a variation of Sexy with a BIG difference. Sexy is what it's called when you have a sexual interest in a person. Secksy is when you realize that others may have a sexual interest in a person. I.E. A man can call another man secksy and still be straight, whereas calling him sexy indicates gayness.

Guy#1 "I look uber 1337, no?"
Guy#2 "Secksy!"
Guy#1 "Lets go pick up some womens!"
Guy#2 "Right on!"

by Steele May 20, 2004

secretary of state

The head of the United States Department of State, whom is often seen as the chief foreign advisor and diplomat (besides the President) in the United States. He or she must be appointed by the President of the United States and confirmed by the United States Congress before he or she can take the oath of office. He or she serves at the cabinet level for as long as the appointing President is in power.

The Secretary of State is fourth in line in the Presidential Order of Succession.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

Traralgon Secondary College

Year 7-9
A school full of drama. The most entertainment you get out of it is YouTube (If you can get onto it..) AND the occasional pointless fights, where the whole school just runs to one spot to see a pair of year 7's looking for attention. Most girls refer to themselves as "Tech Rats" and spend all day strutting and looking around to see if anyone's watching. Year 7's who yell out random shit to get attention, think they love their not so significant others forever.

Year 10-12
You got people who are too fat to be scene (But they still try), 1 red-head in pretty much every group, and platinum blondes who don't have time for anyone. AND the jocks who just kick the footy right in front of you. UGH and that couple who always kiss in the corridors.. Year 12's from 2010 were the best tbh.

Hey what school do you go to? I'm thinking of changing.
Traralgon Secondary College..
Oh okay bye.

by WUTYEWSAI March 4, 2011

Seconds From Disaster

An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.

The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)

Ex members:
Max - drums

-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"

-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"

-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"

-"For sure."

by ONE LEGIT ASS MUTHA FUCKA. July 25, 2009