seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 15, 2020
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Shelvey Season

A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.
It’s Shelvey Season?
Tis’ the season to hit Shelveys falalalala lala la la.
by CK367 October 24, 2022
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Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game
"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"
by Greazy954 February 24, 2022
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hot season

when a human/animal goes thru a period of time where they are extremely horny/sexually aroused and need a lot of sex.
‘damn man, that roisin girl must be going through a hot season. she was all up on me last night.’
by herwh0re April 03, 2022
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hot season

when someone has a period of time in their life where they are constantly sexually aroused/horny.
ever since i laid eyes on that roisin girl, i have been experiencing a hot season”
by herwh0re May 09, 2022
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Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.
Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season
by BIGDADY April 01, 2012
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depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.
me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last
by little gay kid March 06, 2022
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