shit sniffer

A male homosexual. A faggot. A piece of shit.

John and Jack hold hands while walking down the street, they are shit sniffers.

by kyle August 24, 2003

ass sniffer

A person who sniffs or snorts drugs that have been smuggled into a prison in their ass.

Looks like its up to you ass sniffer - Life

Do you know how they get that in here? up in their ass - Life

by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

Sniffer Dog

A person, who, in addition to being a dog, performs the routine of sticking his own fingers up his arse prior to masturbating. The person would then bring his fingers up to his face and "sniff"- the fetid stink bringing them to sexual climax.

Sullos you sniffer dog, my hand stunk for a week after that handshake!

by Dinner_Dog January 22, 2009

Shit Sniff

Everyone has come across a shit sniff, it is the sound men make to inform other men in a public restroom that they are currently in the process of dropping a deep sea bog diver. It is simply a very short and abrupt sniff, it is clear that because of it's short duration a shit sniff is not used for the pleasure of sniffing shit, it is merely a warnig to others that the process is occuring.

Next time you are in a public toilet (and i know that sounds weird) have a listen and eventually you will hear a shit sniff but you do not mention it when you are in there you'll put them off their stroke.

by deadmandancin November 28, 2009

Cock Sniffer

A woman or man that is so jealous they sniff the mans genitals in order to see if he is being faithful

Man... My girl is a cock sniffer, she never believes I'm at work!

by breakr October 21, 2011

ball sniffer

Ball sniffer is 90% of the lobstermen in Casco bay,harpswell Maine. They all follow around one boat setting there traps all around him every where he goes. They're also known as bay maggots.

Jeez brian we just set these traps 3 days ago with no one here but us now we have all these ball sniffers around us.

by scissor fish October 16, 2011