Rusty Justice

Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.

Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.

by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016

Rusty tomahawk

Having anal with a partner and wiping your feces covered penis on their face like war paint.

She let out a whooo whooo when I stuck it in her butt so I gave her the rusty tomahawk!

by Rustoma October 18, 2020

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

rusty bitch

Slang for lasagna.

Person 1: yo mom lets buy some ground beef to make some rusty bitch
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son

by pumpcunt October 14, 2017

rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.

Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!

by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010

Rusty Croaker

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.

I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.

by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018

rusty eyeshadow

this is a derivative of the rusty fish hook.
it happens when a misguided fanger hits her eye instead of inside her mouth.

While shagging from behind, insert a finder into her anus and use that same finger to rub her eye.

that chick only put a rusty eyeliner on on eye! looks hot with that rusty eyeshadow

by AwehMyBru November 2, 2010