Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025