The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."

Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020

Syracuse spit roast

Same as an Alabama spit roast but no one is related

I lost the Syracuse spit roast cause she bit down at the wrong time.

by bigantsavage February 15, 2021

pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Making lemonade out of lemons

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021

Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot

“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”

by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021

Sticky Honey Roast

When a male ejaculates on their partner, and then uses their penis and testicles to smear the pool of semen around the receiving partner's body.

Yeah, I made her some Sticky Honey Roast if you catch my drift.

by StLucifera December 24, 2021

Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!

by fliip3 March 27, 2022

One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).

“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”

by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023