retard cake 

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.

yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"

retard cake by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019

Retard Rocket

The short bus which mentally challenged children ride

all those dirt balls who ride the retard rocket

Retard Rocket by Bumlordio March 7, 2020

Retard Variety 

The term retard variety is used when a bruh momentum occurs in someone's brain. It results in them having a sped mentality for a short amount of time.

I see you are of the Retard Variety!

Why did you grief my server? You are of the Retard Variety!

Retard Variety by Kumotta. March 31, 2020

retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet

'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?

retard milk by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020

Retard Jon 

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

Retard Jon by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

Retard Tuesday by Flores grup June 30, 2020

retard silence 

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

retard silence by anonymous February 23, 2021