Rabbi Linda

A Rabbi that knows nothing about clerical Judaism and twists Judaism to fit social justice politics.

Did you know Rabbi Linda will Kosher bless your bacon? Yeah, and she totally hates Israel too!

by RLG69 September 12, 2021

Ribbiting

When a male subject finds a frog, squeezes it's sides to open the mouth and proceeds to use said frog for masturbatory purposes.

Last night I went ribbiting and I think the frog kinda liked it. But now it's dead.

by Stevie LaLa June 8, 2015

RABBITS

A seemingly cute, loveable, and adorable animal until it revolts and kills us all!

Die, rabbit, die!

by Tommy Vercetti June 27, 2004

Polish Ratbite

The act of which someone eats out their lover's ass than procedes to bite that person anywhere on the body after doing so.

Ronald was making me so eroused until he decided to give me a Polish Ratbite.

by Merkitroid July 26, 2006

blind rabbi

A yiddish holy figure who regularly messes up holy circumcisions. I would feel sorry for the poor victim, but hey, he's a jew!

Rabbi: And I'll just make an incision....oiiiy! And I think thats about done...

Baby: *cry*

Mother: You dirty jewish fool! You neutured my only son!

by THe Holy Nazi March 1, 2005

Rabbi rectum

A jewish girl studying to become a rabbi, who while studying the Talmud likes getting fucked in the ass.....scrolls can be used to penetrate the asshole.

That's Claire....she's rabbi rectum

by Anonymous Rabbi December 6, 2006

rabbits and oranges

a common term derived from young teenagers at there prime, meaning something to say when there is not else to say, lightens the mood of a bad coversation or sparks an topic. Sometimes referend to rabbits + oranges = squares. Thank you for your time :)

Flea: soo
Furgy:whats up
Flea:nm
Furgy:cool
(long silence)
Furgy:Rabbits and oranges.
Flea; What???!!!??

by mandy1889 July 26, 2005